When Canny told me this "is...

When Canny told me this "is a dive to avoid," he wasn't kidding.

The Club: This is a really run down place. Gravel/mud parking lot should have been the first sign of trouble. When you enter the club you first walk into a small room with DVDs for sale and the cashier's station. One of the two dancers was acting as cashier (apparently there was no manager/bouncer/DJ on shift at the time) and asked if I was there for a private dancer or for the stage show. (seems like you can just go directly to VIP.) I wanted to see the talent before committing to any kind of LD / VIP so I said that I was there for the stage show. Dancer says, damn, you the first guy today to want that. Paid the $15 cover and waled past the VIP area to the very small stage area. I only remember seating at the stage. Everything is really worn out, lighting sucks. There's a little sink area by the stage where the free on tab beer is poured. Ashtrays practically at every stage seat. In a way I was glad I was the only customer at the time, because there is zero ventilation and I can imagine that the smoke is horrendous if even one person lights up. While I was sitting there, the 2nd dancers goes up the the DJ area to turn on the music, and can't figure it out. Half hour later the 3rd dancer arrives and gets the music on finally. Thankfully they turned it down to a respectable level.

Dancers: 3 total by the time I decided to cut my losses.