its been three years since i...

its been three years since i entered a stripclub in seattle, talents west set such a level of deviancy going to deja vu and their satelitte clubs for blueballs and getting broke wasnt the recipe for me. i stroll into pandora's and its was a timewarp deja vu, a manager from sugar's took my money, first three stages i saw were from ricks, sybil, sunsea, monse, the next three from honey's whitney, madison, and sybil. they greeted me like a prodigal son come home, with open arms and open hands, the mileage was scaled accordingly to what my desires, left 300 poorer but happy, content, loved. it's a stripclub have no illusions you get what you pay for, but its so cool in there, there is something for everyone, went two days later at night, hotter line of ladies but way pricer and bitchier but that was how it was in the old days. wasnt crowded either time so i had my pick whenever i wanted how i wanted, dont forget to negotiate with the ladies in a struggling economy dont accept first price they were all kool with package of dances at lower price, they few that bitched got none of my money, the woman of seattle are a town of sevens so expecting the club to have tens is stupid but you can find a strong seven with ten service here, a big recommend if you miss a slice of old mixed with a new whipped cream on top, take the pun and roll with it