I found myself in Indianapolis for...

I found myself in Indianapolis for the night and thought I'd make my way over to this place. I had stopped in once before years ago but was in a little hurry and wasn't impressed enough to stay. Since I was staying at a nearby hotel, I figured this was the place to go for OTC action. I was wrong on so many levels. First, it was apparently new mom night as 3 of the dancers had given birth within the last 2-3 months. This didn't matter to me much, but it was obvious that flexibility and availability was limited because of this.

Overall, the impression I got was that the menu was unlimited, until you actually ordered, then it was out of stock until another night. Many of the girls made promises, but when it got down to it, they had excuses why they couldn't leave. Finally I gave up and paid a visit to PTs down the street for awhile. I figured that if I came back closer to closing time, the girls would be more desperate. All this earned me was the wonderful opportunity to see them all when they came out in ratty street clothes, looking much worse with the lights on, as they got in the cars with their loser boyfriends who were picking them up. In fact, all three of the girls who seemed most aggressive about OTC had bfs picking them up, so obviously, they were full of crap about leaving w/me.

I can't imagine I'd bother going back.