Was down in Miami on a...

Was down in Miami on a little vacation and decided after a little surfing on tuscl to check out Tootsie's for myself. I got there a bit before the cover charge started at 8pm. There were signs for a one drink minimum but they don't seem to enforce this. I'll start with general descriptions and then end with my experience there.

First the club itself, it is easily one of the biggest clubs I've ever been in. As people have mentioned before, there was is a main stage with 2 poles that go all the way up the multi-story building. Dancers start here and danced for one or two songs taking off their clothes (some didn't even take it all off there). Around that main stage is a "trench" where dancers go after they finish (all the dancers went there fully nude). Around this are the stage seats for people looking for an up close show for dollar tips. Normally there would be 2 dancers in this area. Around the this area where table with chairs. If you want a cheap show, the tables closest to the stage provide a pretty good view with far less pressure to tip. Behind the seated tables are standing tables, where some of the dancers might approach people. To the left of the main stage is a bar where some of the dancers seemed to hang out. To the right is a more comfortable VIP seating area. I did not check it out but there was a group of guys there getting dances from several dancers. At least a few of the girls did this fully nude and there was some light touching by the guys but not as liberal as the lap dance area (more on that below). Further to the right was another bar but fewer dancers seemed to hang out there. Even farther right seems t be more table seating and possibly another stage but since is was early on a mid-weekday nothing was going on there. Beyond that was the entrance to the sports bar which I did not check out. There is also at least two different lap dance areas downstairs and the cheapest champagne rooms as well (more on those later). There is an upstairs are that I presume is the other Next Level VIP area mentioned in other reviews. I did not go up but I did see some dancers and customers up there. It would not surprise me if some dancers prefer to roam up there instead of the downstairs. The waitress upstairs also looked pretty hot from a distance (better than any of the downstairs ones). Overall the club is quite nice - I would rate it higher but the chairs in the non-VIP area are pretty crappy.

The dancers in terms of look were pretty varied. Most were in the 5-7 range with a some 8-9 and two I would say are 9-10s. There was also at least one girl on the overly heavy side (significantly heavier than every other dancer there) that I would rate 2-3. I would say a majority of the dancer were latinas or white but there were a few asian and black dancers. Like people have said there is something for every taste - large butts, little butts, large breast (mostly fake), little breasts. During the day the dancer list (you can find it on monitors near the lap dance areas & champagne area) had at least 25 names but I'm sure given the size of this place that the count would go over 100 on a Friday or Saturday night. With that number there should at least one dancer that attracts you. Dancer appearance quality is a pretty good overall (more on my experience with them below).