I visited the Can-Can room recently...

I visited the Can-Can room recently and was very sorry I did. This place is like a “legal armed robbery” without the guns. They are armed with intimidation, coercion, deception, pressure, and every bait and switch trick known to man. They act like the back room is a cathouse and charge you accordingly. When you get back there you find out that they don’t even do lap dances. So your expectations go from “Tampa-like action” to zero, as they inform you that you cannot even touch the girl as she dances in front of you. The view from the seats at the stage in the main room is better. I thought for a while about whether to rate this place a 1 or a 2, but after thinking about the 100 or so strip clubs I have been to during the last 35 years, I realized that this place is without a doubt the worst, and so I have no problem giving it a 1. It really can’t get any worse than this unless they hurt you in the process of robbing you.