Here's the deal on McDoogal's. I...

Here's the deal on McDoogal's. I had never been to a strip club in my life but I was feeling down on my luck so I decided to go to the club that some of my friends used to frequent in high school.

So that's the first thing. Lots of the clubs around this area are 21 and over for patrons. Not so for McDoogal's. The club is BYOB so all of you high school seniors are welcome to come. In fact, tell the ladies at McDoogals which high school you go to and she will give you a shout out from the stage!

There were a number of dancers the night I went. They ranged from the overweight and drug addled to the petite and gregarious. One dancer, Megan, stuck out to me in particular. She has a cool tattoo of a spider on her right ribcage and she must be a huge BALTIMORE RAVENS fan because she has like four ravens tattooed to her calf.