In browsing the TUSCL clubs for...

In browsing the TUSCL clubs for Phx, I noticed that there wasn't a recent review for this club, so I went by to check it out and get some impressions. My #1 impression is this: if you need Viagra in your personal life, be sure to take one before going to Chicas. Your visit will be so much more enjoyable if you do.

This club is in a blue collar part of town, in a strip commercial area right on the street. There is a mexican restaurant next door. The parking area is small but adequate for the club and the restaurant. There was no entry fee, but a drink purchase was in order. I got a 16-oz water bottle for $5, and everybody seemed happy. There were equal #s of dancers and patrons. The dancers are neighborhood girls, not beautimous porn stars. However they are highly motivated to make money.

About a minute after I settled down to watch a dancer on stage, a fairly attractive although a little bit thick girl came over and sat with me. She explained the structure thusly: at the little private area behind the tables, dances were $10 each. At an elevated semi-private area across the room, next to the DJ, the dances were $15, and in a very dark corner the dances were $20 each. Starting with the $10 area, I had two, which were reasonably long, thanks to the DJ playing reasonable-length songs. Hands-on north of Mason-Dixon was within 10 seconds of the dance start. I then tried the $20 per song area and immediately regretted not having taken a viagra ahead of time. The dancer was nude, and indicated that everything, including BBFS was available, for an extra negotiated amount. To prove it, she reverse cowgirled tired little junior. I didn't get into the "extras" price structure. I did get some digits for use on those days when the girl wasn't working. The dancers were all latina or black, including a couple of foxy-looking ones of interest to me. The twists and turns of scientific research go on. I will be going back soon, but after taking my overdrive dose of certain prescribed meds.