I got there at 9pm and...

I got there at 9pm and the place was deserted. I was fine with that... a little extra attention is always nice. But when I walked in, I must have been invisible. The manager was chatting up several of the ladies so I couldn't be bothered with apparently.

About 30 minutes later the ladies started to notice this wasn't your typical Wednesday: they actually had a customer. For the rest of the night, two dancers who didn't know each other began to literally fight over me. It was actually quite a bit of fun, except one of the two was REALLY weirding me out: she kept nodding off. I couldn't tell if she was high/drugged or just sleep deprived. Either way, I was really hoping the other one would win out. Unfortunately, right after her time on stage, she was fired! I was absolutely blown away. She bolted from the joint and practically left tracks, at which point I did the same.