I was at this club the...

I was at this club the day it opened many years ago. It was an NJ bikini bar - but since losing their license it's now full nude (usually.) It has always been expensive. When it was a bikini bar (before lap dances were even thought of) the dollar parade was endless. Once it added lap dances - there was an admission charge, and the dances were expensive. Since it's become a BYOB/juice/nude bar - the admission went up and the price of laps went up also. Added was the new NJ standard "VIP" room, basically a coat closet size room with a bench for the monger to sit on, and carpeted floor for the dancer to work on. A curtain closes off the entry, providing not a lot of privacy. If you get turned on by the sound of other guys getting laid or a blow-job, this is the place to go, the VIP closets are stacked side by side, and what happens next door isn't really too private.

Menu options depend on the girl, and the time of month, and time of day. Most reliable for a full menu is toward the end of the month when rent is due, and mid-afternoon when all the young working guys are out making money. I've often been the only one in the club, which pretty much guarantees me any dancer who is working is going to be interested in going in back with me. I learned an expensive lesson - negotiate up front. Make sure the girl promises to make you "VERY happy" - anything less then that will lead to an expensive non-productive VIP experience. VIP for a 15 minute session (about 14 minutes more then I need) is $125 and menu option prices vary depending on the girl. FS is often a $100 tip, BJ a $70-80 tip, and who is gonna bother with a hand-job, you can get hands in pants in the regular lap dance room a lot cheaper.

Parking is semi-discrete if you park along the hedge between their lot and the bowling alley next door. I've heard of mongers getting take-out to the motel on the other side of the parking lot, but the place (used to be a HoJo's) is skeevy looking and a bit scary. You're better off getting your rocks off in the VIP.