Like Alice's Restaurant - "You can...

Like Alice's Restaurant - "You can get anything you want.." at the Ballpark. It's a dump. It's smokey. The quality of the girls varies from about a 2 to the occasional 8, but all menu options are available for a price.

The lap dance room is sticky, crowded, dark and not too private. If you're a screamer when you're happy this isn't the place for you. The tip parade isn't awful, and grabbing your junk at the bar will let you know who is a player and who isn't. Negotiations should take place before heading back to the LD room - once you're there the little head is going to take over and you're lost.

Going there is a bit like stepping back into a Tijuana dive in the 70's - anything is available, all you need is the money.