I went to Flamingo over the...

I went to Flamingo over the summer and it was probably my favorite club in OC that I've visited thus far. The last time I went, I got a private dance from one of the hottest strippers I had ever seen in my life...and she even let me finger her.

So, I struck out on a Tuesday night in Fullerton, rather disappointing night...and thought I'd get a cheap escort to get my rocks off. But the chick never texted me back...so I figured I'd drive down to Tustin and just go to a massage parlor...wasn't in the market for sex, but figured I could at least get grabby and maybe get a HJ out of the deal. But as I started heading down I-57, I just thought, "Screw it...rather than drive all that way...probably end up blowing $80...might as well just chill at Flamingo...maybe get a few lap dances and see how far they go.

Well, $20 to get in (cover + flat diet coke) because it's full nude...so that sucked. But even though I had a few free entry tickets to Sahara...I just thought I'd try something different. Then I enter and realize the place is absolutely DEAD. I mean, we're talking 2-3 guys there, a few others getting dances. Most of the strippers were just sitting together talking and on their cell phones. The most annoying thing when a club isn't busy is that not only do they lengthen the time between stage dances...which at times felt like 25 minutes...but it also means you are GOING to get approached...and soon and often.