In town for 2 days and...

In town for 2 days and at loose ends after 9pm or so. First night I went looking for "trouble". I went to Fritz's first, dropping $50 in half an hour for the cover, drinks for 2, and a tame but pleasant bikini lap dance with a friendly MILF named Rachel. I was looking for more. Yelp found me Flamingo Showgirls, and a quick look at TUSCL suggested it might be more fun. I mean, nude is more fun, right? Right.

Cover was $20 which included a $10 drink ticket. Sat down and 15 seconds later a buxom gal (Natalie, I think?) moved in and started being friendly, very friendly. I got myself a coke with my ticket and a Sprite for her for another $10--the drinks are the Achilles' heal of this place, keep them to a minimum. After a brief chat, I declined a lap dance with "Natalie" and she immediately split. She didn't even sip her drink! Oh well, I'm all about the slender gals anyway.

Next up was Alissa, a smoking hard body slender bleached blond with a perfect tan and cutest little round bottom. Much more my style. The drink waitress is very observant because shows up within about 10 seconds of any girl approaching you and suggests you buy the gal a drink. I declined, but before Alissa got to thinking I was cheapskate, we went for a lapdance, at $10 per song. (Frequent "3 for $20" specials, so pay attention to the DJ, or just ask the girl and she'll probably go for it.) This girl was hot, knew how to move, smelled great, and had the smoothest skin and the tightest body! She gave me good value, and was very eager to go to the next level in the VIP room, but I declined. I wasn't ready to drop that kind of dough, and I'd only been there for about 20 minutes at this point. We parted friends and I sat at the stage.