I had been stood up by...

I had been stood up by a dancer from another club who had promised me a night I'd never forget. When I went into King Arthur's for my first visit, I was immediately disappointed. The layout of the club was confusing; there was no one on stage; and the first girl I saw was overweight. After getting a drink at the bar, I was approached by one of the dancers who was tall with long blonde hair and who was quite pretty. We talked, decided to go for a 15 minute private dance ($135). She had a little too much stomach hanging over the g-string & then told me that it was against "the rules" but she'd take the gstring off anyway. While I'm sitting, she sticks her head between my legs, pushes off, and throws her legs over my shoulders. Sticking her asshole right on my nose. I told her she really was a perfect asshole and she didn't get the joke. I wanted her to stroke my Johnson, but she'd have no part of it. Sitting at the bar again the next girl I spoke with was a hot shit. She told me she cleans houses on the side & would be pleased to vacuum my floors, wash my Windows, & clean my pipes . Great sense humor but I don't think I'll go back.