Wow. That's all I can say....

Wow. That's all I can say. How this place got 4 out of 5 stars is really beyond me. I walk in the door and am greeted by a $25 cover charge. The bouncer was helpful and will direct you to your seat. The club itself is not terrible, it's a little on the small side but clean and in good shape. Now, for the dancers and dances - the dancers are all good looking - no fuglies to be seen. Now I read a review that said the private room dances are "real" lap dances. Let me tell you that that comment is laughable to anyone who has been to any of the southside strip clubs. The lap dances are terrible. I got better dances at the old crazy rock (r.i.p.) which was half the price, plus it was in will county where the regulations for this sort of thing are 10x stricter. No touching. None. Unacceptable. No grinding. None. Unacceptable. I spent $75 on the "private" room (3 songs) and couldn't even manage to get a stiffy due to the aforementioned policies. Due to my experience (same results after visiting twice), I can only see one possibility for this place. If the southside stip clubs have closed for the night and you really want to see some naked girls, get yourself about $50 in singles, and just sit at the stage all night. You will get the same show and pay a fraction of the price. Oh, and to top it off, check this out - it's 20 minutes till closing (6 am), and I'm one of only three customers left. There were 5 girls dancing. The DJ calls for no more stage dancers, only private dances. Only one of the 5 girls were ambitious enough to come out and make a few extra bucks. Of course she didn't come to me or I wouldn't be adding this in haha. But seriously, after all the hoopla over this place, wtf?