Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Have been here a handful of...

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Lunchbreakdetroit
Oct 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Have been here a handful of times, so I feel like I can give a good summary of the scene. I have used this place to entertain clients that come in from out of town 4 times (evening - late night) and came in for lunch one time.

At lunch, you get what you pay for (no cover). Can't remember if it was $5 or $7 for valet at lunch, but still mandatory. to be honest, I like the idea that my car is safe. In general, that is one of the things I really like about this place. There are huge bouncers everywhere so I feel safe that is trouble started, it would be stopped quickly. I always tip the bouncer at least $5 when they show me a table. Back to lunch. This club benefits from being the closest high quality club to Southfield, which is one of the more prosperous office markets in the Detroit area. I'm told by the dancers and other clients that there is a loyal lunch crowd that come in to see their regular girls. The girls I saw on the midweek day at lunch were not the top shelf. A little heavy on average, but I think for the guys taht come in for lunch, the conversation and possible extra time with girls (less crowded) is more important that having the top shelf talent to look at. The food was fair, not great, not as good as Hustler, but I'll give it another shot. When we left after 45 minutes, there were better looking girls rolling in, guess they are a late lunch crowd.

On to the night scene, which I have more experience with. During the week, $10 cover in the evening. Parking is $7, plus tip, so $10. There is a bathroom attendant that is really cool, not pushy (Moe). The talent at night is solid. There are always a handful of ringers and then a second tier that are okay, and two or three heavier girls. To each their own. On the busy nights, the girls do 2 dances on the main stage, then two on a second stage, one on the bar, and they are done until next time, usually on a busy night, the girls will be in stage twice. On a slow night (fewer girls) they might be up there 3 or 4 times. The build out is top shelf. In the evening, pervert row is free, think the floor seats are as well. Booths are $20. The girls gravitate to the guys in booths because they know you are willing to spend money if you are willing to pay for a seat.

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