I was a little skeptical about...

I was a little skeptical about going to a club in Vegas because I was afraid I’d get hustled after all the stories I’d heard but I finally decided to give it a shot. It is Vegas! We went to Olympic Garden around 2:00 AM. They offer free limo service from your hotel, which is a pretty good deal, considering a taxi was about $20 one way. There’s no “cover” but they make you pay $25 upfront for their two drink minimum. Why not just say there’s a $25 cover? We get our table and the waitress makes us order both of our drinks immediately. She then mentions that the $25 covers the drinks but not the tip. I hate when people ask for tips. I have no problem tipping people but when they ask for it, it really pisses me off. Anyway we sit for a little bit and take in the surroundings. Lots of women and the majority of them attractive. One finally makes her way over and sits on my lap and asks if I want to have some fun. Since I just got there I don’t want to start spending lots of money right away until I’ve got the full survey. I ask if we can do a table dance and she says, “No. Why get the sample when you can get the full show in the back?” The famous Vegas hustle that I’ve been warned about. My first reaction was to say no but that Vegas mindset kicked in and I bought it. She offers $100 for three dances in VIP. You have to pay upfront and your also required to buy a drink. She starts the dance which isn’t bad but half way through the first song the waitress interrupts to take our drink order. Another thing on my strip club most hated list. She comes back with the drinks and a long island and a shot of vodka for the girl is $40. Oh well, it is Vegas. The third song finishes and the girl keeps dancing without hesitation. I ask what song we’re on and she says we’re already well past three but not to worry cause she’s not charging me for the extra time. I’m nervous at this point because I’m thinking I’m about to get hustled but I stay anyway. After about 6 songs she puts her clothes back on and I brace myself for the hit. “You paid the $100 upfront but you still gotta tip me.” Of course I’m going to tip but damn it don’t ask for it! It’s so rude!

I head back to my table and finish eyeing the girls. A woman sits down and starts talking to my friend. He offers to buy me a lapdance from her but I’m not interested because I have my eye on someone else. He buys the dance for me anyway which for the record was pretty nice but I already had my eye on someone else. She finished and then this beautiful latina chick named Luna comes to the table. By far the hottest looking girl I’ve seen all night. I really want a dance with her but I’ve just done two dances within five minutes so I figure I’m looking like an ATM to all the girls right now. I try to space it out a bit so I don’t look so gullible so she sits and talks to me and my friends for a while. This woman is pretty much a 10 as far as my dancer standards go. Thin, curvy, natural, funny and friendly! She leaves and says she’ll come back when I’m ready. Typical dancer line but I do wait around for a while to see if she’ll come back. Of course she doesn’t come back but I got about 15 minutes of FREE hands on time with her while she was sitting on my lap talking to us so I guess I really can’t complain. It’s like I got the milk without buying the cow! Although I do wonder how much fun she would have been if I took her into the VIP. We finally left around 5:00 AM. They said the limo service runs back to the hotels until 6 but the limo driver just sat in the parking lot and wasn’t taking any more riders. We take a cab back and it’s a $24 fare with the tip. So overall it was more expensive than a night back in Ohio but not as bad as I was expecting. Now that I know what to expect I’d probably come back here if I make another trip to Vegas. Especially if I get to see Luna again.