Went last weekend and took in...

Went last weekend and took in the show from a table near the main stage. Got there after midnight thinking I would get my money's worth with laps, but didn't find many too my liking. Mostly 6s and 7s-- blondes with a few black girls mixed in. The couple rare brunettes must have been getting scooped up to the VIP, so I wasn't able to catch them off side stages. Right after last call and as the place started thinning out, a petite white girl with nice hangers offered $10 downstairs or $20 dance upstairs. $20 for a "real good dance" was good enough since I wasn't able to herd any earlier. She gave a decent dance. Not much grindage but some face in the lap and fingers spreading twat. But it was clearly her ploy to keep me shelling out for dances upstairs. I declined and called it a night. Off to Waffle House...