A Touch of Class is anything...

A Touch of Class is anything but classy. It's small & rundown with no decor to speak of. When you enter there's a small bar near the door. As you move to the rear there is a pool table, then a small dance stage all on the your right. On your left are 4 tables with a couple chairs each & the Jukebox. At the back of the room is a VIP area marked off by a small railing & some beeads. At the very rear is a hallway that leads to the restroom.

VIP has a couple of cheap chairs & a small table to put your beer on. There is no privacy in the VIP as it is located directly across from the stage, the dancer dressing room and is part of the main bar room. However, it doesn't appear that anyone, especially the bartender, pays any attention to what happens in VIP. One dancer suggested that "extras" happen there.

But the real question is would you even want them to. There were 5 dancers on shift. It was mixed crew. One BIG black girl, 2 Latinas, 2 white. None was classy. They were either country or hood. One Latina was attractive & pleasant to talk to, but she still had a muffin top going on and could stand to lose about 25 lbs. The others, well.... nobody has never found where elephants go to die, but fat strippers can still get hired in Ft Dodge! The black girl had to weigh 250 lbs & in many ways she was best looking of the large girls! The others weren't as large but came complete with beer bellies overhanging their bootie shorts, stretch marks, cellulite pockmarks, & sagging tits.