Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
Closed
4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220

First of all, my thanks to...

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JackKash
Oct 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

First of all, my thanks to the local Ohio TUSCLers who gave me the recommendation for this place. I did end up having a good time.

This review is a combination from 3 weekend nights, Friday-Saturday-Sunday. Saw the club both busy and quiet. Nice layout in the stage area but since I'm usually a bar guy was disappointed that wasn't an option since the bar and stage are pretty much in different rooms. Booths on both sides of the stage, a good amount of chairs for pervert row and some small tables scatterd about. Stage is long and wide through the center of the room and has 2 poles which the girls almost fight over when there is as many as 4 up there at one time. A second area further back had another pole but I never saw that fully functional. Lap dances take place in a back room collection of cubicle type things which every single girl I got a dance from called her "office." VIP rooms are on the far opposite side of the bar, various shapes and funky furniture. There's a typical bar grill menu but I didn't have any food. There's a bathroom troll as well.

$5 cover to get in and I got cards for free admission on other nights (which is a great marketing since it made it easier to make the decisions to come back on the following nights). I believe it was said before, get one of the booths when you go. On busy nights they are usually reserved for 2 or more but they let me have one. I started a tab with a great waitress who kept me liquid all night. The first night, I kept on having to find a new "home" because I'd get dances and then the booth I was in was taken. 2nd night, same waitress welcomed me with a big hug. She remembered this problem the previous night so gave me a home, put a Reserved sign on it and the booth was all mine no matter how crowded it got or how often I disappeared into Lap Land. On the last night, I met a couple of managers. All cool people and very professional although the waitress on Sunday night did not seem to know what a "Dewars" was. Even the dancer sitting with me was incredulous. All in all though, my bar tab, even with buying drinks for the dancers was extremely reasonable all three nights and my main reason for a high value rating.

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