I hate to say it, but...

I hate to say it, but one of the ways I judge a club is by the restroom. The entire club is decorated in a stainless-steel motiff (I presume to minimize property damage), including the restroom, which was tiny, cramped, and filthy.

The club itslef is an old double-wide trailer ... I think ... that should give on a concept of the dimensions.

Tables and chairs, like one would find in an old diner somewhere. No place comfortable for a dance (which was $20).