Playmates Cabaret
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9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

This is one of my favorite...

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fastscrs
Sep 21, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This is one of my favorite clubs to visit precisely because it is rather shabby, somewhat run down and gives one the "alley cat on the prowl" feeling. It's big attraction is free admission and, in the evenings, plenty of free parking with a friendly security guard to watch over the parking lot. Daytime is different because a lot of the businesses in the strip mall (no pun intended) have reserved parking spaces.

Once inside, its a big open room. As you enter the bar is on your left, main stage in the center of the room with couches (old, torn and tired) along the walls and tables between the stage and the couches. On the far side of the room is an upper level with a small stage, which I've only seen used once or twice, and more couches and tables. There is no VIP room, all lap dances are done in the open so most girls will try and lead you to a corner,if its open, for a semi-isolated spot. The openness doesn't bother the girls who will crawl all over you. The quality of the girls is mixed with some chunky, unattractive dancers but also some very good looking ladies with good bodies. Beers are cheap but the waitress will put the hussle on you to buy drinks for the girl if you're sitting with one and that can run into some serious money.

Lap dances are topless. Girls are supposed to wear latex but some don't. None of them mind you licking and sucking their breasts. They allow your hands to roam anywhere over their body. They won't initiate hand action on their own but if you guide their hand to your crotch area they'll go to work squeezing and rubbing you through your pants so wear thin pants and no underwear for the maxium effect. I always ask the girl to let me see her pussy and every one has pulled their g-string aside. Most will let you finger them. That's the strong point about this club...all the girls are sluts.

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