I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference and made the mistake of staying out in the suburbs. Found this place in a good neighborhood so thought I would try. On the plus side, the neighborhood is entirely safe so no worries in visiting. But it was pretty tame. There is one big fat huge floor that frankly looked more like a TGI Fridays - tons of chairs and tables and no stage. I think the dancers just have a handful of small platforms in the middle of the chairs and tables. You think this would lead to be closer up dances but I can't remember any of the dances being that great. Dancers were eh, but not that hot, even on Saturday night. Most people got dances on the floor which obviously can't be that fun. I'm not sure they even had private dances in the back, if they do, it must be very expensive since i didn't see anyone going anywhere. Finding a place to sit sucks on Saturday because of the volume of people. I'm not really sure who this place is for, maybe someone who literally just wants a bit of eye candy but mostly just wants a drink. It's not for attractive dancers or good lap dances at all.