Whoever knows Lexxi needs to kick...

Whoever knows Lexxi needs to kick her ass the next time they see her. I am ashamed to say I was in this hole. The only thing good about thishole is that its closed from 130am til noon. You walk inside and the decor is gothic Happy Days. My beer was $2 but lukewarm. As my eyes adjusted to the murkiness I found myself sandwiched between beowulf and a sea donkey. The sea donkey asked me did I come here a lot. I said no I've never been to Beirut. Confused, she kept blabbin til I threw a dollar on the bar in front of her only to see her and bartender grab for it. During this exchange, I tried to make my way to the door only to be accosted by the Cryptkeeper. No teeth, just enough skin to cover a skull and tits that probably breastfed Cain and Abel. It doesn't matter if the dances are free or Halle Berry is next on stage. I'm never going back. SHAME ON U, OKC. SHAME....