Well I walked by the club...

Well I walked by the club and was curious as to what went on in there .The outside doesn't look to bad..The reason for my curiosity wasn't it being a strip club but the reason the base I go to school on said it was "banned" for us but the cover charge for military was a free cover. Well I literally called the quarterdeck(look it up) and ask was it banned and they said it wasn't but it isn't "advised"to go in. I remember one of my older friends saying it was banned because of coke and mollys were easily accessible. Well you can assume I went in by me typing a review.I went in and only seen one person and she was half naked already it was sort of dead. I went ahead and got out money and so did my friend, we had a chick walk up to us and said she was drunk and was talking to us asking our name and shit as if we really wanted to talk to her. She was "aiight" and petite, her tits had looked like deflated bags after milk had dried in them from multiple kids. She walked off to do something then I went and played pool, that was fun while it lasted and then another came over there to use and started talking to use and was fixed on me for some odd reason (though I am handsome lol). The waitress chick came over to us and started talking to us also; she was the only white girl there and she wasn't a dancer but is actually offered more than the others for dances (which she doesn't do). Her body is one of the tighter ones and her charisma is off the charts and she doesn't seem overbearing in attitude. She says she doesn't dance because she doesn't want to take the others girls business but she was offered 800 for a dance and declined, so there is more to the story then she let on but moving on. I got the money for a dance and i went to the private area which is dived by a sheer curtain on the other side of the room, not really private from a peeping tom's eyes but is more separated from the general populous. the first chick was cool and for reasons I shouldn't elaborate on but nothing bad,just . . . extra =)

My second dance was nice, more seductive then the first but she made sure to get her money first . She was biting me through my clothes which was cool I thought and it ended on s decent note i suppose. By now i went to the stage and Lola came out ,she was the best looking girl there and she knew it . i was crazy how sexy she was looking. I was about to get a dance from her but i wouldn't want her to stop and that would have been a bad move on me lol. I tipped the hell outta her while she on stage, the DJ cool as hell also.MY last dance was the dance I tested the eaters on , I got a more thicker but sub-par chick as opposed to the others and I get into that why later. She changed it up a little and had me sit in a chair as opposed to on the couch she was bigger than the others girls but it didn't affect me because I have stocky build so I could physically support her tricks she tried , she even laughed and asked me was she hurting me. She was more "ferocious" than the other and fucked around and broke the button on my cargo shorts so it would have been better to wear 501 Levis than the latter.

About the champagne room.Me and my buddy was about to get the champagne room for 110 which we thought was a deal because as it was described by the DJ "you get girls behind closed doors and whatever happens happens, it's private . Alot of freaky shit goes on." We were game for it but he forgot to disclose the details that we have to have 2 girls and we have to spend 110 separately. Remember I said Lola was best thing in there and the first chick wasn't getting shit from me because I wasn't interested well that who came and talked to us about it next and she and Lola were sort of a package deal because they were friends.Here is the funnier part, their prices are actually higher than 110, they 200 each. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Want it to get funnier, well she blatantly said she wasn't sucking or fucking or letting use put our dick in her eye. If you being following what I said, you would realize that I said I don't want this chick but now she wants 200 that is for a 30 minute private dance . . . fuck that, I'd rather pay that for the champagne alone without her there.