I don't go to strip clubs...

I don't go to strip clubs very often, but my friends and I wanted to have a little "after-party" after a game at Century Link stadium. It was nice that the venue was close to the stadiums, short walking distance. The interior was very well laid out, perfect lighting level, music not obnoxiously loud, but as we all know, that "no booze and broads" law Washington has...

None of us were very strip club savvy so we all just sat in some chairs and watched the show a little bit before one of my friends took a private dance. He said it was good, but isn't a topless dance, which was slightly disappointing. I was approached by a couple dancers, and finally took a dance from one I had my eye on. Unfortunately she was distant, and somewhat uninvolved, I only took one song, and called that it. When we stepped outside the room to pay, I was trying to motion to her, for us to step off to the side so we werent standing directly outside someone else's dance; she grabbed me by the arm and I just took care of 'business' quickly so we weren't distracting to others trying to enjoy their experience.

After that we just sat at the stage for the most part. There was one gorgeous blonde I had my eye on, and made eye contact with her when she got off stage. She came and approached me and asked if I wanted a 3-for-2 dance, which I accepted. This dance was a total 180 from the first dance, she was all over me, and was super involved. Probably one of the sexiest dances ever. It's dancers like her that will get me back.