Tootsies isn't my favorite club, but...

Tootsies isn't my favorite club, but it's a must-see adventure for the Miami tourist. Hundreds of lovelies, some girls next door and some exotic gals from around the globe. Lap dances are $25; VIP room starts at $100 and hearing the expected tip quoted can blow your mind if it isn't already.

The club is housed in a former warehouse club. For the real high-roller there is an attached garage and an upstairs club within the club. Probably half a dozen dancers on the various stages at any one time, with the rest, literally more than a hundred dancers a shift, cruising the floor. The sheer number of dancers is what makes Tootsies worth checking out; if I were local I'd wonder if all those girls would prevent establishing lasting short-term relationships.