OK, I'll just start off by...

OK, I'll just start off by saying, I will not be returning to this place. I decided to check it out one afternoon since I'd been upstairs a couple of times. If you're in the area, don't waste your time or money, just wait for Vixens to open. According to everyone I talked to, Underground is not affiliated with Vixens. That means the girls downstairs are not the same. And I mean, they are not the same quality at all.

Details: Entry is down a slight set of steps. You have to get buzzed in, then pay your 5 bucks. The stage is in the middle of the room, at floor level with a row of seat around. The bar is to the left as you walk in. Private dances in the back. There were about 5 dancers on shift when I was there. None of them peaked any interest what-so-ever. All the girls were white, all were "plump" with one exception. She appeared to be upper middle white trash. Lots of tats in there. In fact, there may be more tats than teeth. The bar service was horrible. I ordered 1 domestic beer, I waited 10 minutes to pay 4 bucks for it. There was a waitress, but she was more involved in her smokoing than her waiting. So I carried my butt tothe bar to get another beer, but after waiting 5 more minutes without getting the attention of the bartender, I just decided to cut my losses and leave.