Crappy little club with $5 cover...

Crappy little club with $5 cover charge, and $5 beers. About 6 dancers averaging 3 in looks.

I wanted to check out this club to see if there was an actual private dance room but there wasn't. I've heard about how crappy this place was but wanted to check it out for myself. Big mistake.

As mentioned before, the club layout is long, resembling 2 double wide trailers put together. As soon as you walk in, the lap dance area is to the left and the stage is to the right. The bar is in the middle on the far wall. No one was dancing on stage when I walked in and no music was playing. There were about 4 black dancers, 2 latinas, and one white dancer. I bought a beer at the bar and the bar tender was a bit chatty and friendly. Then a dancer sits next to me and starts to talk about how she made a huge mistake leaving some club in Tampa to come to this club. She was promised a lot of money when she was brought from Tampa about 2 years ago and now she's stuck here hardly making any money. According to her, the owners of Wiggles also owns Playmates in Cocoa. The dancer was a solid 2 in looks, with these huge fake tits that looked horribly unnatural on her. Her last question to me after about 10 minutes of complaining was, "Are you interested in lap dances, because if you're not I'm not going to touch you." I declined her offer and luckily she left me alone.