A buddy of mine recommended this...

A buddy of mine recommended this place, so a crew of us decided to head here to check it out. Boy, was that a mistake. I should have checked out the reviews before coming here.

First of all, the club was in somewhat of an industrial sketchy area. Normally, I don't mind, but when we get patted down and have to leave your phone, cigarettes, and lighter in the car, that's usually a bad sign. We forged ahead and paid a $20 cover. Walked in to find it was BYOB. Girls were bored and listless, and even the hot ones were just sitting by themselves. We got some waters since we didn't have any alcohol on us.

One of my friends was itching to leave, but I decided, what the heck, let's see what a lap dance is like. While the fatty gyrated on stage, I went to one of the bored, but hot, listless chicks. I got her to agree to a dance. Oh, and while some of the girls were hot, a lot of them did not speak english (Spanish only.) This is the part where it goes from bad to worse.