So, I ventured to CF for...
So, I ventured to CF for the first time in probably a year. I had a bad day trip at my old standby Club Desire, then I bounced to Cheaters and nearly barfed at the selection there, then finally tried CF as a last ditch to save the trip. Unfortunately, I got there just before 6:00PM and it was between shifts. This meant no cover, but the place was dead. Strippers tend to leave early and show up late. Anyway, I could tell the night shift and day shift girls apart like... night and day. I crack myself up, but it's true. The night shift girls were shockingly attractive. Maybe management here is finally getting their act together. There was a skinny brunette on the downstairs stage with very, very long hear and an amazing body. That's the good news. The bad news was that she was talking to some guy in a suit instead of pole dancing. Like, talking talking talking while her songs played. Not sure if this guy was a regular, a friend, a manager, a bf, or what. But when they were done, she looked like she was crying. Seriously. There's no crying in baseball! That killed the mood for me, but I was one of like 3 people at the bar, so not sure who else noticed. She left the stage and the suit left, but when she walked by later she was still teary and some blonde was comforting her. So, normal night shift bullshit. It's always the pretty ones who can't lock it down and keep their shit together. Guess that's why they ended up stripping. At this point the bartender, who was nice, commented that I was between shifts and it was unusually slow. I wish I had brought more money so I could wait for more girls to arrive, but I was impatient and on a budget this day. Right then I see a 5 face with an 8 body leave the lap dance area and the customer was looking around nervously and adjusting his pants. That's who I wanted a dance from. Well, I was right, she was very forward and I was correct that she was a remnant of the day shift who was still lingering. She provided a fun dance with plenty of touching, but she wasn't super attractive, so that detracted from the dance. Her breasts were pretty bad boob jobs and felt like plastic balloons that would pop if I squeezed too hard. All in all, it was a good trip and CF seems to have more offerings for night and day shifts. I will be back shortly and try each shift rather than this in between shifts bullshit. But, I saw enough to note that CF is finally improving. It was a wasteland for a bit there. Hopefully we'll see it keep improving with less crying.
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