Was trying to head home from...

Was trying to head home from a bar, but got lost, and realized I shouldnt be driving, saw this place, figured I'd hang out, sober up, stare at a naked girl... why not. Met a girl outside smoking, talked with her for a bit before we went inside, seemed cute. Entered through the oldest, most depressing porn shop imaginable. As I entered, some guy was getting kicked out for trying to sell meth to the dancers. Because of that little scene they didnt make me pay to get in, how thoughtful. Oh Aurora Ave... always so classy. Not a huge fan of how the club is layed out, but lucky for me, I think there was only one other guy in there. Sat down on a couch off to the side of the stage, got a water, watched the girl I had been talking to outside dance on stage. Afterward she came over, talked a bit more before we went for a private dance.

Pretty good dance, nothing to write home about, but it wasn't terrible. Another girl came out from the back and was about to get on stage, realized it was just me there at that point, offered the private dance right away. Why not... she was cute. Went into the back again and we sat down and talked for a bit before the next song kicked in, appreciated that. She said it was 30 for a regular dance (which was bullshit, but said she liked to more than others), 40 for a bit more than just a dance, 50 for even more. Started with 40, why not. Good dance, good grind, little bit of dirty talk, her hands were everywhere and her top was pretty much off at that point. Asked if I wanted another dance, impressed, I got a 50 dollar dance, and she spent the next 3 minutes doing everything she possibly could to get me off without actually reaching in and jerking me off. Both our hands were everywhere...

Were I more sober, and at another club, only been to one other in Seattle, I probably wouldnt have gotten a dance from either, but oh well. Not a bad night, sobered up enough to get to my buddy's place in greenlake, talked and laughed with both of them about the crazy meth guy from earlier, and was on my way to pass out on my buddy's couch. Place is every bit the dive it is described as being, but given how friendly they were, and situation, i'd go back.