Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
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4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220

I've written about this club before...

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Damazing
Jun 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I've written about this club before and said that I would never go back but I decided to change my mind and give it a shot since I had nothing to do for the night. I should have stuck with my original decision. The place was kinda crowded so the only seats available were near the stage. After sitting a waitress saw me from afar and came over to my table. I haven't been here in almost a year but I used to go quite often and the waitress remembered me and said it was nice to see me again. I appreciate when the staff remembers the regulars so that put me in a good mood. Also they tend to let the dancers know who's a frequent customer and also who's "safe" so you tend to get more attention that way. There were a lot of new dancers that I didn't recognize and after about 15 minutes one of them came to my table swearing that she knew me from somewhere. She didn't know me of course and I really wasn't interested in getting any dances from her but I was in a good mood so I was polite and played along for awhile. She stayed and talked for about 10 minutes then she left to go on stage. Immediately after leaving a bouncer walks up to me and tells me, "Dude you've got to cut that out, we can't have that here." I told him I had no idea what he was talking about and then he tells me that several dancers complained that I was grabbing their asses as they walked by me. Of course I didn't touch anyone but somebody said I did and he was ready to take their word for it. I've only been in the club for 25 minutes and the last 10 I had someone sitting right next to me that would hopefully say that I didn't do anything as well. I don't know what the deal was, did he mistake me for someone else? Did someone bump into me as they walked down the aisle and think I tried to grab them? Or was he honestly just profiling since he didn't know me. Either way I tried to explain that he must have made a mistake and honestly by then I was a little nervous because I've seen the security at this place literally drag people out kicking and screaming while several guys beat the shit out of them. He finally left and said make sure that it doesn't happen again. I'm pretty pissed off at this point for being falsely accused and then I also notice that the guy is still watching me from across the club. It could have been worse but it gave me a really bad vibe so as soon as I finished my drink I left. This time I mean it when I say that I will never go back to Kahoot's again.

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