The Bouzouki Club was crowded on...

The Bouzouki Club was crowded on Friday night as the Tiger game just blocks away was ending; it got packed, probably in violation of a local fire code, once the game actually did end. I paid a $6 cover. A soda cost $5 and a beer cost $7. Waitresses were dressed in Tiger’s uniforms and skimpy bottoms; most were smoking hot. They weren’t too pushy. I connected well with one, and she became my preferred server for the night. At peak time, there were six dancers on stage at once: four on the main stage and two on the side stage. The crowd was mostly younger white guys and couples, mostly baseball fans.

There were probably 25-30 dancers working. They ranged from 5-10 in looks. There were a couple 9’s and 10’s that blew me away, but seemed inaccessible outside of their stage show. The apple of my eye made so much money in a six-song stage rotation that she was not interested in dancing for anybody. It was clear that many dancers come to work the baseball crowds as some had baseball or Tigers-themed costumes. A tip would get minimal contact, maybe a quick tit-shake in the face. There were lots of guys sitting stage side tipping, while people standing could not access the stage to tip. Lap dances take place in one of two slightly elevated areas of the club. The sheer darkness offers some privacy, but both areas always seemed to have other patron and dancers in close proximity, taking away the privacy. I did not notice any cameras, but the disc jockey did have a towering view of both lap dance areas it seemed. Lap dances cost $20.

I ended up getting seventeen lap dances this evening across four dancers. I will break down: