So I made the trip to...

So I made the trip to Tampa and I normally go to 2001 or Mons...thought I'd switch it up and try something different. WHAT A MISTAKE! Emperor's Gentlemen Club was awful! I walked up and there are two separate buildings; one with liquor and pasties and another that's full nude but no liquor. You have the option to pay $10 to one or $15 to both. I decided to just pay the $10 to get into the liquor club. Place was pretty big and had a nice setup. I sat down ordered a beer that was about $3 and I was feeling good about my decision. One girl came over and she was about a 5 and kind friendly. She explained the dance prices and deals. Said I'd like to think about it and see who all is here.

About 2 beers later I had seen the whole rotation and she was by FAR the hottest dancer in the club. There were about 7 dancers, mostly overweight, heavily on the tats and not very appealing. I tried to stick it out and see if there was a gem I missed.

Nope, nothing. I ended up just driving back to 2001. Don't waste your time, steer clear of this place!