I would have to say it...

I would have to say it was a run of the mill strip club. Gals were friendly, however not exactly anything to write home about in the looks department. I found myself working up a mighty powerful appetite while there, so i ordered a pizza. The pizza was marvelous, i devoured the entire thing, however i did develope a hellacious cause of the trots soon after, not entirely sure if the trots were totally pizza related of not. The mens bathroom, where I did spend a rather large amount of time after the pizza, was breath taking. I do have to remark on the scented urinal cakes their aroma was somewhat intoxicating. All in all I probly will make a return visit, but will skip the pizza order.