I had never been to a...

I had never been to a strip club in Vegas and decided to go to one. I didn't know which one, and saw their limo driving around, which made me just pick this club. Should've called the # on the limo since the admission would have been free I believe, but anyways. Once I got in, there were some girl RIGHT BY the door trying to get people's attention. They were pretty good looking, but for some reason I just felt like it was a bit desperate on their side to try to get guy 2 seconds after they walk in.

Anyways, went in, and let me tell you, it was unlike any club I had ever seen. The place was huge and there were almost unlimited girls there. I even saw one which I'm sure holds some sort of world record for the biggest tits.

Walked around a bit since it was packed and didn't really want to sit down. Checked out all the girls, this one tiny Asian girl caught my eye. I was pretty thirsty so I got a bottle of water first, I think I paid $6-$7 for it w/tip for a super small bottle, which was pretty funny, and worth every drop lol.

Walked back to her and before I could say a word she asked me if I wanted a VIP dance. Without knowing the price or anything else, I just noded my head like a deer caught in headlights. She knew I was already drooling over her. She took my hand and lead me to the VIP section. While we were walking, she would pull my hand towards her butt cheeks so my hand would touch her ass. I was already 'excited' by that time.

Paid her before, with the 1000 lb bouncer watching me hand her the money, (which I thought was kind of weird).