Struck out at the Ranch so...

Struck out at the Ranch so I thought I'd just stop into Flamingo since it was nearby. Figured I'd just see some nude girls, do some stage tipping...maybe get a $20 lap dance, then call it a night. I usually go to Sahara, but I thought I'd give Flamingo a try. Flamingo is totally nude so you gotta do the whole $20 to get in and get a drink ticket. The inside and outside are actually quite nice. It's not as nice as say, Imperial...but definitely nicer than Sahara.

For some reason, the place was kinda dead for a Saturday night. Lots of places to sit around the stage, lots of tables open. The dancers were a wide range from fugly to absolutely amazingly gorgeous. The girl on stage was a hot little latino, very nice to look at. But I quickly got approached by a girl going by the name "Alyssa" who is pretty much the most adorable looking stripper I've ever seen in my life. It amazes me that a girl that looks like that needs to work as a stripper...seems like she should be married to some super rich guy and spend her days lounging around in a mansion or on a yacht. So, I decided it can't get much better than that and I'd go get a lap dance. Which, like other places in Cali, you almost immediately get asked to go private. I hadn't planned on dropping $150, but I went to the ATM and did it anyways because this girl was so damn smoking hot and I wanted to see how "far" things went in the VIP booth.

The mileage was great. No extras like Sahara, but definitely more mileage than Imperial. I was disappointed that I didn't "come to conclusion", being used to leaving fully satisfied from Sahara...but this was definitely a better experience than Imperial where the grind age was weak, weak, weak.