JP's
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2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007

I went in recently, determined to...

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AbbieNormal
Mar 1, 2005, 4:03 AM
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I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for a full rotation, see every dancer, and have at least two beers before moving on. Now, Monday is not the best day to go to any of the titty bars, and last Monday in DC was supposed to be the "worst snow storm of the year" (it was snowing, just never did get really heavy), so that should be considered in my review. That said seeing all three, yes three dancers took about 45 minutes. 3 sets, 15 min each. They only used one stage. The dancers were Bobbie, who long time customers will all know. In her defense, she has probably dropped 15 pounds, and is in much better shape than I've seen her in for years, Ginger, who has bounced back and forth between JP's and Good Guys for years, and a girl I'd never seen before called Monet. Monet actually had a pretty rockin' body, and considering there were only 4 customers, a pretty good attitude. Three dancers, only one I really cared to look at. I pretty much chugged that second beer and left. I've heard that Good Guys recently cleaned house, firing a lot of the less aesthetically pleasing dancers. Some may feel they went too far and it has angered a few other dancers who have also quit, but I think I can see the wisdom of letting the girls know their job does depend on looking good. JP's day shift, always risky, has really gone downhill. They need some new day dancers. The nights are usually better here, but I don't hold out much hope at this point. The waitress was cute, and service was prompt. Tips did get a very good show, but most of my tipping was a courtesy

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