Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

My Monday afternoon / early evening...

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andersong
May 18, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

My Monday afternoon / early evening visit was disappointing, mostly because of a lack of attractive dancers. The two best looking girls in the place were waitresses. Apparently others think so too: I asked one waitress how often she is asked if she does dances, and she replied "All the time." A couple of better-looking dancers (at best 8's out of 10) arrived with the night shift. But they, along with over half the dancers on the shift, hid (presumably in the dressing rooms) immediately after the shift-change "parade" and were never seen again. One poor girl was left out on stage by herself for 6 entire songs, apparently because no one else would come out of the dressing room.

Extras are more common than they were a year ago. A dancer from whom I bought a "mercy dance" (I know, bad idea, but she was the one stranded on stage) completely lost interest in the lap dance when she couldn't cajole me into extras.

I don't know whether the guy operating the fog machine was new or not, but he was certainly enthusiastic: the dancers on stage were sometimes completely invisible due to his efforts. And once the night shift started and there were no girls on the side stages or the bar, one found one's self at a strip club with nary a bare tit in sight. Not so good.

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