I had not been to the...

I had not been to the IR in quite some time and decided to make a happy hour visit while on a recent business trip. Not much has changed. It is still dark and smoky inside. My domestic beer was reasonably priced. I was not offered the free shot, but I never take it anyway. The lap dances are still $10 with minimal privacy.

The dancer quality was down from my previous visit with a mix of mostly white girls and a small number of blacks and orientals. One white chick looked like she was in her 50s. She definitely needs a new job and I was glad she stayed away from me. I was initially approached by a bountiful black girl. I don’t typically go for the big girls, but I do like variety and her ample breasts were inviting so I decided I would have at least one dance. The problem was that she seemed more interested in talking than anything. I did not think she would ever shut up and she never did ask if I wanted a lapper. I finally asked her just to get her to stop talking. The dance was okay but she was wearing pasties. I had never seen anyone do that here, so I stopped after one dance. She even had the nerve to ask for a tip, which I really hate.

I was next approached by a small oriental dancer. She had a bit of a belly and I thought initially that she might be pregnant, but she just had a beer gut. She told me that the management had really cracked down lately because of the upcoming elections and that all the clubs in the area had tightened up their rules. I later found out that this was not the case, at least at Cheater’s. She promised a dirty dance anyway, so I decided to try her out. She also had on pasties and although there was good contact and some stick shifting, it was nothing special.