Well y'all me and a friend...

Well y'all me and a friend and I stopped in, we were in town on business. Now let me tell you what I was wearing, my Custom made Cowboy hat, starched jeans, starched shirt, big belt buckle that said TEXAS in gold letters, and my trusty cowboy boots. We walked through the adult toy shop to get to the club. After paying to get in and looking over the counter at a porn flick we walk in and go straight to the bar to order a beer and a screw driver. Upon inspection of the bar we were told that they only served juice and soda. Now Big Tex knew this was gonna be a short night. So after getting 2 cokes we sat down and started watching the show. But we were drawn to the tv's flashing the 30% longer ads, and the $300 for 30 mins in the VIP. Now me and my pal have been to strip clubs in a lot of different states and countries all over the world. We were in Springfield Il not Vegas. But anyway, we watched a few dancers for about 30 mins before a dancer finally came and asked did we want any company. So she sat down with us and made small talk. Now y'all remember what I told you I was wearing. Here copes the classic question. She asked where are you from? I look at my friend that's already laughing. So I answered. Finally the bartender walked up and asked did we want to buy our nice company a drink, I say what the hell. So what are her choices, the bartender says, she has the same choices as you. So she orders a Sprite, single or double? The bartender asked. I turn and look atmy friend how is again laughing. So I pay the $10 for the double sprite. We stayed for another 10 minutes and walked out. Now there were a few guys out in the parking lot that had the right idea they were drinking beers out of a cooler in their truck.

So in short I feel like I wasted my time, that will be one strip club that I won't be going back to.