This was my first time ever...

This was my first time ever at a massage center, so I had no idea what to expect. I went inside this shop at a strip mall, and saw an oldish lady (50+) manning the counter. She let me in with this old but cute lady in her 40s. Table shower was on the menu and I went for it (hoping to get some special treatment for the johnson) and that was a shower bath I got, but nothing more. She rubbed every inch of my body thoroughly but only held the shower knob over my excited johnson which was getting more and more disappointed and it showed.

After the shower, I got into a robe and into the massage room. It was then that my eyes made contact with those dreaded words on a flyer- SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS ILLEGAL AND NOT ALLOWED. I knew, this visit would be a waste and lost all hopes of getting a happy ending.

The massage was great. I flipped over and the polite lady massaged my thighs. I pointed to the johnson begging for attention, but she just shook her head with a smile on her face. Bah! However she said that I could help myself and she would rub my groin area. That's ultimately what I ended up doing and put the johnson out of its misery. Cleaned up with some tissues from a tissue box (which was too handy to be in a so called "legit" place and made me wonder if clean-ups were a regular feature in the room.)

I put a $10 tip and made my way out, feeling rejuvenated by the massage but also a bit disappointed.