I recently made the rounds of...

I recently made the rounds of Duluth area strip clubs. For sure the Twin Ports shouldn't be called a hotbed of the adult entertainment industry, but if you are out and about on the wrong night..man you can really come away depressed. Case in point:

Stopped in to Centerfold's after quite a long interval. I arrived before 8 pm so there was no cover. Right when you walk in there is like this little vestibule where you go to the bouncer/doorman and pay cover, they also have a little board there with the dancers in-house that night. I glanced at the board...empty..."wtf" thoughts danced through my head. Peeked around the corner, seems like several guys were there. I asked the doorman what the deal was? 1 girl on duty that night with no others expected in.

Cover was free, beers were 2 for 1. I got a couple bottles beer and looked around. The one dancer was going on stage, average looks/body IMO. She danced for a couple songs then disappeared into the dressing room. I hung around for a couple minutes...soooooo boring. I left.