Of the clubs I...

Of the clubs I was going to visit in Columbus this is the one I had the least hope for in having a good time. I was wrong. I entered the club into a fairly large, what I'll call a foyer for lack of a better word. I paid my $5 cover to the attractive, well-endowed cashier, and was getting ready to head into the club. The Gorilla of a bouncer/ doorman said "don't forget about my cashier" pointing to the fishbowl/tip jar. My thought was "I didn't forget about her. I just wasn't going to tip her for doing nothing." Grudginly, I dipped into my pocket and pulled out a couple of singles and put them in the jar, at which time Magilla opened the door.

This is an ok club inside. On your right as you walk in is the curtained couch dance area. A spiral staircase that leads to the VIP area, which I didn't visit because of the ridiculous prices. $150/ 15 min. $275/half hour. $400/hr. Farther along the right side is the DJ booth and some high backed chairs, that I leraned later were there for no particular reason. The stage, complete with a shower, took up a good portion of the club. On the right hand side between the stage and DJ booth was enough room for one row of four tables, with 2-3 chairs at a table. Between the front of the stage and the back wall was enough room for 2 rows of chairs, and I beleive the left side had a row of tables as well. The buffet was lined up to the left of the stage against a wall. I didn't partake, but it smelled good enough. The horseshoe shaped bar was located in a back corner, and that's about all that needs to be said about that. The lighting was basic stage lighting, with little if any of neon, or anything flashy.

There were 10 dancers or working when I got there around 8. The dancers hovered in the 5-7 range with one 8, who got most of my attention the 2 times I visited this club on Thurs. One of the girls was fairly muscular and could have easily kicked my ass. She wasn't unattractive, just....beefy. Maria is the 22 yr old I chose to spend my time with that evening. I almost laughed when I handed her a $5 during her time on the stage. Her eyes got soooo big it was kind of humorous/sad. When I brought it up later she said that most guys there weren't that generous which is why she was so surprised. There was SOME touching during the couch dances, just not a lot. The 2 things that bothered me the most about this club were the pasties, and as ALL the girls in club walked around trying to hit you up for 2 for $40 dances every hour or so. EVERY damn girl working comes over and asks. really, really annoying. By the end of the hard sell as soon as I saw a dancer walk towards me, I would say "no" before they even got the question out. If I want a dance from you I will let you know, don't frickin' bombard me with every girl in the club.