I used to live in Detroit...

I used to live in Detroit and never visited the local clubs. I was in town this week on business and had time to kill between meetings. I had seen great reviews of the Penthouse Club and decided to visit. It was mid afternoon on a Friday and I found a parking spot on the street even before I had a chance to pull into the valet area. So I parked. However as I attempted to enter the establishment I was rather rudely told that I could not enter if I did not valet. It was only $7 and with no cover who would have cared? But I was a Penthouse virgin and did not know this particular rule and found it rather weird. Anyway, first impression was negative and upon entering the club my impression was reinforced as I could not believe how small the club was even though it was really nicely done.

I saddle up to the bar and thankfully I met a "regular" who gave me the run down of the rules. From there on, everything was unbelievable. There were many beautiful dancers in the 8-9 range. At first I was a little surprised that with so many dancers they were not aggressively attempting to grab me for a lap dance and that was very pleasant. I tipped a brunette while on stage and asked her to come over when she was done. We went upstairs for the personal dance and once again pleasantly surprised by the privacy of each curtain drawn area. Tipped the bouncer and on with dance. UNBELIEVABLE!! I was happy that my regular had provided me the local rules and enjoyed four amazing dances, plenty of contact and plenty of reason to believe that it could have went as far as I desired. However, I wished to sample more of the beautiful ladies and called it quits after four with this brunette. Dances were slightly more expensive ($25) than I was accustomed but the value delivered was well worth the extra $$. Moved on to several more dancers before the afternoon was up. Emptied my wallet but I left a very happy customer.

I cannot say enough good things about my experience and after the rude opening to give this the rating that I have should hopefully tell my fellow TUSCL friend that this is a "must see" establishment!