Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Went there on a business trip...

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tri102
Apr 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Went there on a business trip down in the area. Only club in town so didn't have much of a choice in the matter. There was a cover at the door, but that came with a free lap dance...an interesting concept I hadn't yet run into. The club itself is relatively small and has recently been renovated according to the girls I talked to, but you couldn't really tell all that well. This was because it was pretty dark. Sat down after paying cover and somebody quickly came by to take a drink over...$6 for a water...ugh. The girls were pretty friendly and many came up to me, but there wasn't much chatting before strait to the dance request. Took up the second request from a pette girl with a few tattoos when the did a 2-for-1 deal. Here you have a choice of topless or naked. I chose topless. I found out she was relatively new to the business and didn't have a lot of moves, but I got a very plesent "handshake" as part of the dance so I couldn't complain much. As the night went on I got dances from a few other girls which none of which were particularly noteworthy, but it wasn't that bad as there were a lot of 2-for-1 or 3-for-1 specials for $20 for topless or $30 for nude.

While the specials were nice, they club pushes drinks really hard for both you and the girl you're with and they are very expensive, I think I paid $12 for a redbull for a dancer. Also while they dancers aren't to bad looking they are very pushy about dances, which I am not really into as I like to chat for awhile before I have any fun. That being said I did end the night getting a few more dances from the first girl because the "handshake" move was worth it for a few more dance...problem was since she was so new she didn't have the physical stamina to go for 2+ dances before she needed some rest.

Overall not a terrible night, but I've been back to SB since then and didn't find it worth it to go back. I would probably need to be pretty bored to give it another go. Seems like there might be an opportunity in the area to open a competing club :-)

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