A Vegas Island in the Montana Mountains
The Fox Club is the only strip club for miles and miles and miles. And they seem to know that fact all too well. This night I was determined to have a good time and I mentally prepared myself to not get mad at the money I'd have to spend to do it.
The club is a 10-min drive south of downtown Missoula, a cool little college town, home of the University of Montana. It's set just off a main road and it has a famous sign with witty double entendres (prominently featured on their IG - they should feature the dancers instead). Lots of parking all around the joint. l walk in and there's an entryway with a turnstyle to go thru with a cage to the right. No one was there so I just walked through the door, into the club, where the lady in the cage on the other side asked for the $10 cover and to check ID.
The club is very spacious which makes it seem a little sad and deserted on a sparsely attended Monday night. It's clearly trying to be a Vegas-style club, a kind of big fish in a small pond. I'd take a dive bar any day if it meant lower costs. The bar is all along the right side of the club. Left side has a very small "Champagne Room" with four cubicles - one side is open waist-high to the pool tables and slot machines which dot the left side of the club. In the middle is a waste of space - a secondary stage that no one was on with chairs and booths. This is where $50 topless, one-way touch lap dances are supposed to happen. No one went in there the whole night. I wonder why. The back part of the club is where the main stage is - a very nice set-up where it's down some steps with chairs all along the rack and tables/chairs further back. Along both sides are chairs/tables that look down on the stage.
I took my $6 Modelo over to the stage lookout area along the side. It didn't take long for two lovely ladies to saunter over and introduce themselves. I used the opportunity to get reacquainted with what's offered and who's working. Along with the $50 per lap area, $40 floor dances are also offered, clothes on, one-way touch. VIP is $200 per 15 minutes, $400 per 30 min. The club takes a $30 room fee from that $200 and the rest goes to the dancer. The ATM is a $400 max withdrawal with only a $6.25 flat fee.
Only 6 girls were working, but it was a good percentage. Amara and Sky were certainly 7-level pretty. Amara looked Latina and Sky was mixed race and beautifully brown with green eyes. Yasmin looked like a Native American spinner. Nikki (who I danced with last year) and Indica were pretty, tatted up white girls. No fake tits among any of them, all natural. There was one other who was a 5 but spent the whole night with a regular - god bless him.
These girls know how to work the stage. They dance three songs: clothes, topless, then full nude. Most of the girls offer great stage contact, doing handstands in your lap and wrapping their legs around your neck. The more you tip, the more they do. There would usually be about 2-4 PLs at the stage including myself. Some beardy local dude came to make it rain so he hogged up all the stage contact for the most part.
As I said, I was determined to have a good time. Debating whether I should take Amara and Sky back separately or together, I made the decision to go all-in and take them both. $400 and a quick 15 minutes later, I left generally happy. No extras or anything as there are HAL 9000 cams everywhere. But I could touch in most areas (although one of them didn't let me touch her naked tits) and they enthusiastically shoved their pussies in my face.
After that I hit the bar, bought some dancers a drink or two and did more stage time. I got with Nikki for a floor dance off in the corner and then for my final act, I did a 30-minute with her, but the mileage was relatively low as we mostly just talked - she's a cool chick.
So, this place is kind of full of itself but fun can still be had as the dancers are authentic, mostly 7+ and speak English as their native language so the conversations are great. I was there for about 3 hours. Still, would rather have a dive strip bar (a dancer told me that Teasers in Three Forks was more like that) in a town like Missoula.
