So I checked out this club...

So I checked out this club about a year ago and was impressed by the "hands On" dances. So that little horny bug kicked in and I decided to check it out. I walk into the entrance, which is a completely shitty adult dvd and toys store. There I saw a dancer in street clothes talking with the cashier and weird old dude. As I walked in, I saw the street clothed dancer scrammble to get to the back dressing room. So it is a little confusing to figure out who to pay or just walk into the club? But standing in your way is the cashier, who doubles or maybe triples as a bouncer, admission ticket taker, and dildo sales clerk. Standing next to the cashier was an older gentleman who appears to be totally cracked out. Either currently at that moment doing drugs or just super long term use. But he kept repeating that it was "half price monday, half price monday, half price monday." I thought that maybe he was the RainMan of strip clubs? but who knows... At this point I was thinking that my horney bug might not be strong enough to endour this weirdness. I am usually used to the neon lights, body lotion smells, and bouncers with tuxedo print t-shirts that come with every and any deja vu type location.

So i paid the "half price monday" and walked in. Nothing was turned on and know one was there. Now given it was 2pm. But come on. Alteast turn on the lights. A small mexican gal was cleaning and asked if I would like a soda. I said sure. But with no a girl in sight, i started to get up and walk around. I watched as the mexican cleaning girl struggled to figure out how to work a soda bar gun. ANd I noticed that the cups looked really nasty. And with not a girl in sight, I started to leave. As I was about to walk out of the club area.... That street clothed dancer came out and said hold on... But Give me a few more minutes. But by the looks of her and my total overview of this place. I decided it was time to leave before I come down with some kind of infectious disease. I might come back and check it out at night time. But stay away during "half price mondays!"