Koi Cabaret
Closed
12900 Montana Ave, El Paso, TX 79938, USA*

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scottcuda
Apr 21, 2012, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went to this club on a Friday nite around 1130. It is $20 bucks to get in ($10 if in the military). They pat you down before you go in (I wish they had a hot chick to do that). They have $10 topless and $25 fully nude in the VIP ($10 for wristband to get in). They have 5 stages (4 in the main room and 1 in VIP, which was not being used on that night). The stages are connected with bridges and few of the dancers tripped going stage to stage (Could be entertaining). A few stages had poles and they were really high. They have a bridge to cross over some water (Be careful since they have a few weird steps, esp. at the end) to get to the VIP room. The D.J. that night played mostly old rap and hip hop that night and the music is very loud in the main room, so bring a megahorn and/or earplugs if you want to talk to the chicks (Could be good because most of the time you don't care what they are saying anyway). They have a variety of tastes to choose from, from spinners to almost 9 months pregnant. Most just went topless and I did really see any chick go fully nude on stage. They had Mexican, White, and Black dancers that night. The dancers kinda didn't go around the crowd much, so I I didn't get too many offers, only 2 came by to me and I had plenty to drink and I was willing to share. YMMV of course, but I did not get any extras and did not see anybody else get any either (VIP has too much light in my opinion to get any extras anyway). They have no T.V.'s, only 1 game console at the "bar", and you do have to BYOB. I wish that they could get some T.V.'s since guys like to watch sports and naked chicks and at times, the games can be better than some of the chicks giving the show. I did not see any snacks (Besides a few hot dancers). I also wish that they would play a variety of music. They said that they would expand, so it would be good if they got a few pool tables as well. They had a nice waitress that came by every once in a while and was not pushy. Not too bad for a "new" club, but I wish that they had more hot chicks that would come by more and that would grind you more. Make sure you have a driver (Or don't drink that much)since they have a lot of cops around that area. This could be a good spot, but only time will tell.

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