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It's Downs Syndrome you dipshit. I have Downs Syndrome, with an "s" for gods sake. Get with the program junior.

I had sex on a hotel buffet with a sexy German girl. We met at the hotel bar, got really drunk, and we both had roommates at the hotel who would not appreciate being interrupted. So we snuck into a banquet room full of buffet equipment and I had her in every position possible all over the serving stations and I ate her on the carving station. True story. She hardly spoke any English but she understood the universal language. I hope they cleaned that thing thoroughly before Sunday Brunch :)

Yes! Me and Robert Kraft were hanging out in Orlando one time and... uh... nevermind.

All in. I'd slowly and erotically lick on them, kiss them, touch them softly until the nipples were hard, nibble an bit, and hope to get a milk mustache :)